Pros Of Being A Stag!
Cut to the year 2000, A Looser (Me) with 3 Other Perpetual Losers (Ain’t Gonna Give Any Names) are trying to get inside Lush (The A Grade party place in those days). Just a small problem though, we have no girls and the money is a little too much to spend just to freaking enter. So we are like 4 Guys with absolutely no chance of entering, but we still think we are Cool or atleast that’s what I thought. But then a Ray Of Hope, my looser friend’s sister walks in with her friends and we enter by a stroke of luck.
Cut to 2009, I enter easily as there is no dearth of Women around, cause we all have our female friends with a special connection. :D.. Plus money isn’t an issue anymore as the girls now spend it for me (hehehehe..I wish this line was so true)..But this come puts me back to gauging the if being a stag is better or going in as a couple.
I Listed 5 points why going in as a Stag is much better than going in as a Couple.
1. As a Couple once inside the discotheque your vision is subjected to the chick your with. Any focus outside of that limited spectrum is immediately faced with suspicion and stone glares. As a Stag its completely the opposite, your Vision is absolutely scattered across the place. You’ll probably look at those 2 HOT Chicks dancing the night off like they want to make out with each other (YES!! Guys you cannot deny you have never such a pleasant sight)
2. Your area of grooving to the music is confined around your chick. You can shake a leg, but your hands will have to be close to your body. Any attempt to out dance your chick is met with this one line “Please! Stop that your Embarrassing me”…yeah I know every guys ego takes a hit. Compare this with being a Stag, your probably dancing every freaking where. Your inside the loo, pissing the night off, but surely if the music is good and you can hear it then your shaking your hips on. Your dancing so crazy, that you have cleared the dance floor completely just for yourself.
3. As a couple you surely have heard this “Baby I am hungry”. You think to yourself “Should I cook for you now!!!”…hey then you go to search for a waiter inside a crowded discotheque with people moving and shaking and you getting hit pretty much everywhere. You finally get someone to take your order for “Chicken Chilly” and when it arrives you see your girl eating that as if it was first time anyone’s had any food and later comment “It wasn’t that good. My stomach’s gurgling”. Yes Woman It will especially if you have it like that. In a Stag Life, when your hungry, you just snatch some food left unattended at a table and eat that shit no matter how bad it tastes.
4. Drinking for you when you are a Couple in a Disc, is reethed with confusion. Confusion being, you will never know how much your Girl has drank. And if she has drank alot, you will never know if she will fall down or talk silly. So in this confusion, you are either pissed drunk or just high (stage before being pissed drunk) but you know one thing for sure, you are God Damn Responsible to ensure that she is taken care of..No Matter how bad a condition you are in..As a Stag, you are down nasty drunk, your puking all over the place…and you feel your on top of the world. And its your good Ol Friends picking up your pieces and ensuring your home safe and sound.
5. The next day you get a call from girl asking how the night was, and did you enjoy it. Well with rye smile on your face you tell her “Babes It was one of the most amazing times Ive ever had” but you know your kidding yourself so bad, that even Devil is laughing his shit out. As a Stag you don’t need a call from friends, cause they all recovering from a freaking Hangover and they all know we all Rocked The Night!!
Cheers Till Later!!
