Well last night I was privy to a party with just some of colleagues from work..and all of them chicks…all of them beautiful..intelligent (unless they are not drunk)…complete party freaks..and damn SINGLE.

See I don’t have a problem with the girls being drunk and even being quirky when it comes to Parties. My problem is when they start looking for CUTE BOYS when they are drunk. This goes out to all the girls who are reading this…when you start looking for a guy who is cute regardless of his status (single or commited)…even if your drunk…please do not shout in front of him “Your Cute”. That jackass is understandably elated but what he is thinking now is ‘I’ve got easy meat’…I am sorry ladies, when you complient some indiscreet Guy in a Party he has come to get find his mojo, 9 times out of 10 he will start thinking from his dick. Serious! I know cause ive been there…and you girls don’t need to look at me with a “I didn’t expect this from you” Look..PLEASE!!

When you find the guy cute and he is with other guy friends, don’t bother giving him the number..Know why,  have you heard of the proverbial ‘Stalker’ who calls you Day and Night asking for ermmm…”Lets Get It On Sweety”. Unless you have death wish, I don’t think anyone wants to do it.

So what do you do, you might ask, Your Single and Drunk to the Core, you see a really Handsome Man in a party and you wanna do something about it. Simple, go to the nearest Loo, puke all the crap that you just drunk, splash some really Cold Water on your face…go back to the party. Now your almost back to your senses, you’ll realize this Cute guy your looking at has got a Big Mole on his Mofoing Nose and a bad Body Odour. In a matter of minutes your Cute Guy will turn out to be a Freak Of Nature..

I hope iv’e inspired some women folk out here..;D

Till then Laterz..