When you look around on a busy working day, do you feel that something bad would happen. Is there a premonition that you are going to get F****D somewhere between lunchtime and your time to leave. Do you have nightmares that when turn your Computer on, it will not accept your Username and in Five minutes you been asked to meet your Boss in a closed room for an ‘Unexpected Meeting’.The Centralized AC is blowing hail stones, but your body for some reasons perspires uncontrollably when you approach the room. Or you have a Bad stomach and its making all funny noises and those noises suddenly reach your gut.

Well what do you do in this case, you damn well know what you are headed for. Do you create Excuses or be a No Show. I have some ideas to avoid the situation:

1. You can get up from your seat and head towards the room, but before you reach the room for some DRAMA right in front of your boss, you will fall down and convulse…puking out the milk you just had a minute back.

2. Considering that you knew this meeting is coming, you can just fill your stomach up with grossest shit you can ever have to produce GAS. eg. Sweet Potatoes by the Kilo will surely do the trick. Believe me your Boss wouldn’t want you around nauseating his breath and finally making him faint.

3. If your lucky and have come across some Racy pictures of your Boss with your Colleague, do let him know before he talk anything. Tell him how good he looks in those snaps and how you wish you’ve had an oppurtunity to meet his wife to let her know so.

4. Before the meeting, take you boss out for small drink to the Local Bar, telling him you want to end your life and don’t have any recourse. Being the Bitchy Understanding Boss that he is, let the MOFO drink the Local Bar best drinks and get him freaking pissed drunk.

5. If the above 4 don’t work my brother/sister/girlfriends you don’t stand a chance in Hell.

Later Bitches!!